The monster that destroyed the city
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Live helicopter Police were flying over the city. Our correspondent Fabuio Nunziatina.
-Good morning to all viewers. This is a unique opportunity that we intend. The monster, the monster that has just raze the city, agreed to be interviewed exclusively on our network. We see it now sitting on the ruins of the Teatro alla Scala, with legs that take up almost the entire square in front of the theater. We approach towards its huge mouth, is a dangerous maneuver, should eat will come in the history of journalism as a hero and I'll be happy anyway. So much of my contract and that exam as a professional journalist to be recommended I have just dismissed yesterday for the seventh time. Here we are within range of its mammoth ears. Monster! Hello! We are in Studio News, the news you want, whenever you want, even if you do not want, we're here to interview you!
-MUAGRARRGHAAAARGHHH ... Ah, good morning, you've come at last.
-should lower his voice a little monster. The engineers complain about the audio peaks that distort the signal.
-MEGAGRAAUURRGGGHH!
-That's fine, thanks. Monster: you have just leveled the entire city. One of the major cities of this country, to which most of us were fond of. There are currently one million displaced, thousands dead and untold damage to things and people. Many of the victims were eaten or crushed by her own, others have died in accidents, fires or just scared. The first question that everyone is doing certainly is: what does it taste like human flesh?
-La human flesh tastes good.
-Do you think it will eat again in the future?
-probably eat it again.
-Well, you heard from the voice of the monster that his tastes in food, they are quite a monster of his size. We are already receiving many messages rather controversial associations of vegetarians around the country who complain that the monster face propaganda immoderate consumption of meat. Others are questioning whether it is ethical or not consume human flesh. The Vatican in a statement just arrived to inform us that the only tradition to eat the body of someone just Catholics. Therefore argue that the monster is a Catholic. Monster! You're a Catholic?
-No ...
-On our site you can now respond to the survey "Is it right that a Catholic can not show ditruggere a traditionally Catholic country?". We all remember the recent controversy hanging of crucifixes in classrooms. But let's get to the key question which has brought us face to face with the monster. Monster, she was attacked by forces in the whole army and dismissed the attacks thanks to the mighty fireballs emerged from his mouth. In addition we saw it with ease crush tanks and fighter planes shoot down with one paw. She is in enviable physical shape, despite its obvious weight, experts have calculated that about three hundred tons.
-Duecentottantanove
-Duecentottantanove ... monster, do you think that regular physical activity ... But wait! It is a little dog that runs between the gums and is still alive!
-Slurp!
-Ladies and gentlemen at home, you saw that the monster has just sucked a puppy dog \u200b\u200bwho was dozing in his mouth. On our site you can now respond to the survey "Sucking dogs can be the solution to the problem of strays in our cities? ". Our time with the monster coming to an end. You will find the survey results in real time on our site. Thanks for the time that the monster has given us and we wait, if you would a guest in our program Resuming this week deals with a theme close to actuality: The collapse of the economy due to the appearance of monsters that destroy cities may affect the future costs of the buildings in our neighborhoods? Thank you all for joining us and goodbye!
