Thursday, February 12, 2009

Do You Wear Clothes Under Or Over A Suna Suit



Autogrill, 7:45 am

-Good morning, have a coffee and a croissant please

-wants- do menu -

-... do? -

-Menu, sir. A coffee, a croissant and orange juice. Only one euro and fifty-plus

-Ah. No, thanks. Only a coffee and a croissant, please. And a pack of Marlboro Light-

-

He also wants a scratch card? -

-No! For God's sake ... coffee, croissants and cigarettes-

-Sure, that's the ticket master. A taste that the brioche? -

-I do not know ... jam-

-He wants to prove our Meliza? Only a paltry € more for a taste surprisingly

-What is this? -

As suggested by the bright-contracted form is a yeast dough filled with delicious apples. Apples ... delight ... Meliza! -

-jam But is not there? -

-Certainly, sir ... but want to put with ...-

-Please give me! -

-Here you are, sir ...

--Thanks, but ... a moment! She called my name in cursive! As if alluding to the fact that I'm not really a sir! He's being sarcastic! -

too-she has given in italics ... ladies ...-

-But I used to underline the words she used ... and he did it again! -

-If it is not satisfied with the service can send an SMS to the number 48567 indicating the reasons for his dissatisfaction at a cost of only six

€ .- "I will now, what do you think? You prepare the coffee, please ...- Already

-ready sir. As I sipped I can read your hand? The cards do? She is a virgin, right? -

Yes ... but as

...- Oh, do not be surprised. Divination is in basic training for employees Autogrill ... That's it, let's see ... it seems that today is a lucky day for her. Should buy a lottery ticket, that's her-

-Thank you, what do I owe? -

-Tre € for the ticket and the fifty-consulting Tarot

-Son of a bitch! -

-Anything else sir? -

-No! Ah, yes, but ... a bottle of Powerade, I have to go to the gym tonight-wants-to

menu -

-Col Powerade! -

-Certainly sir. A bottle of Powerade and an energy bar to cereals only three Euros. Make menu sir. The face-

-not ... I want to ... do ... menu ...-

-The Lord does not want to menu. Consuelo, called the safety-

...?-

-What-If she persists in not wanting to make the menu, sir, I will be forced to call a team of our marketing department to submit a series of targeted market research. Investigations are very invasive ... I know ...-

-No, for heaven's sake ... I immediately

-menu-You are very wise, sir ... here you have the cereal bar and Powerade. He wants to make menu with its menu -

-Lord Almighty! -

-With only three euro more we add a bottle of coca cola in a limited edition and a thermal flask with a terribly attractive graphics. Can not fail to collect all fifty bottles after ...-

-Oh no ... for God's sake. Just give me one of those fucking-bottles

-... but I said you can not not collect them ...-

-...-

-Consuelo! -

-No here! Take ... this is my wallet, credit cards ... here's my gold ring and watch, you know precious? A gift for graduation. Can I go? I beg

-...- Let's see ... yes there is everything. Please, sir , I wish you a good day. And good morning to you too sir-

-Good morning. A cappuccino and a croissant, I quickly rush-

-He wants to make menu -

Continued ...

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